Sex After Sixty

SEX AFTER 60 © Sharon Neeman Sex after 60 can really be grand Except that it has to be carefully planned: Should I take off my wrist brace, or leave it on my hand? And will you need a little pill to be sure that itll stand? Sex after 60 can be great, without a doubt But just a few points do need talking about: Should I put in my dentures, or simply leave them out? And youd better not eat meat today; youll have trouble with your gout. And oo-oo-oo, my roots are turning gray; Oo-oo-oo, your paunch gets in the way; Oo-oo-oo, theres nothing I can say But oo-oo-oo, oy vey. Sex after 60 can be really first-class But I have a few questions, and I need the answers fast: Will I need so much foreplay that your mood doesnt last? Will you stay the night? Do you think youll snore? Do you think youll pass gas? Sex after 60 can be lovely, thats a fact Except that it calls for just a bit of tact Tell me, was that my knee or your elbow that just cracked? And what happens if my grandchildren catch us in the act? And oo-oo-oo, my back is sore today; Oo-oo-oo, excuse the slight delay; Oo-oo-oo, theres nothing I can say But oo-oo-oo, oy vey. And oo-oo-oo, what was I going to say? Oo-oo-oo, you cant hear me anyway Oo-oo-oo, Decembers far from May And oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, Oo-oo-oo, oy vey.

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